So a long time ago I was walking across the street in New York. I noticed the yellow cars don't stop........ Anyways i kept walking and I tripped on my sketchers shape ups. Sooner or later I get helped up by a big black man, his name was shaq. (he lives near my irl) After this whole situation happened a dildo fell from the empire state building and hit me on the head. The world flashed between my eyes, and I saw everything. The vision, possible to control the world. I was to shave my head say I have cancer so i can pick up chicks. This vision became my dream, later that night I brought shaq to my shack and he showed me how to shave my head. He was a pro, and shaved a nike sign into his hair. The next morning I woke up throwing up, It was 1937 during World War II. I was stuck in a bunk with 2 jewish men in a Nazi concentration camp. (Shaq was there too) ((we ate him)) Jeamir, and Joseph were my bunk mates. Everywhere I went they had to follow, and the other way around. I slowly survived the concentration camp and made my way to London. The following month of arriving in London I came up of this game called Mine Craft. This is a game where you do absolutely nothing, but it costs you a FUCKING FORTUNE! I was rich, the game became a multimillion hit and I was like a god. I woke up the next morning and it was 2009, Leonardo Dicaprio came up to me, as epic music played in the backround, and asked me if I wanted to go into my dreams. I replied with a hell yes. We went into my dreams as we shot up these things called projections. I was shot, bleeding out in my own dream, luckily it was a dream (Insert smiley face here). I wake up and Dicaprio is still there (I'm all like wtf) I find my self floating on a door, next a sinking ship. I was a girl......... I was holding Dicaprio's hand and like a bitch let him go and let him die. I wake up once again and I was sitting on my laptop, asking Sylesrp.com if my essay for English class was any good. Shaq said it was good, but I don't say one and done.
Hi, I'm Ponlor and I'm awesome!
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tl;dr[img width=500 height=312]http://www.rdos.net/eng/poly12c.php?p1=83&p2=65&p3=80&p4=82&p5=63&p6=93&p7=69&p8=75&p9=61&p10=74&p11=69&p12=86[/img] 155/200 I'm Autistic LOL
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So you thought you were in a camp because you got hit by a rock or something and then you made up that you made mine craft? lol.~Captain Canadia
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Owned!!! wrote:
So you thought you were in a camp because you got hit by a rock or something and then you made up that you made mine craft? lol.
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That has got to be the most random story I have ever read on these forums or any other forums!
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TF2274_r.2.0 wrote:
That has got to be the most random story I have ever read on these forums or any other forums!
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Ponlor u mad... Boston sucks. Scotty Hartnell has a +17 +/- and Giroux has most points in NHL?Whoever does not miss the Soviet Union has no heart. Whoever wants it back has no brain.?<br />- Vladmir Putin.
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well uhm I really think its time for tf to work on that map before anything bad happens
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Well dude Im trying to, except I've been working every night until 10pm so its kinda hard to find time to do it.
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TF2274_r.2.0 wrote:
Well dude Im trying to, except I've been working every night until 10pm so its kinda hard to find time to do it.
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Hockeyfan34 wrote:
Ponlor u mad... Boston sucks. Scotty Hartnell has a +17 +/- and Giroux has most points in NHL
errr our rookie... Tyler Seguin has a +19(and then some tonight), top of the league. And Giroux is gay, easy as that -
2nd in league enough said?Whoever does not miss the Soviet Union has no heart. Whoever wants it back has no brain.?<br />- Vladmir Putin.
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+36 differential, enough said